Aba di na pala tayo “friends” sa Facebook.

Kanina ko lang na-discover

Sayang naunahan mo akong i-click ang “unfriend” button

Noon ko pa actually gustong i-click yun after mo akong pagbintanggan ng isang bagay na di ko naman ginawa

Tapos muntik ng na-compromise ang sweldo ko dahil sa iyo

I can still recall that offensive “sms” that you sent me when I asked you about it

Then you played GOD and made a decision for me regarding my allowance

Oh you called me about it nga pala and tried to agitate me about my lapses

Anyway, I wish you success, good health and happiness

I considered you a friend before but now I’m sure we are so better off as “unfriend forever”

Baboosh!